Kate Beckinsale, star of the first two films, returns in her lead role as the vampire warrioress Selene, who escapes imprisonment to find herself in a world…

My aimless tweets for August 12, 2011

My slapdash tweets for August 11, 2011

My gadding tweets for August 2, 2011

My gadding tweets for July 29, 2011

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but…

As feuding warlords fight to expand their power, the noble monks of the Shaolin Temple clean up the mess left behind, tending to the injured while trying the…