Dumb mofo
"If you really want to know what's going on in the world, you tap your query into a search engine. And what better engine than Google. Our simple query is…"
"Instead of hiring more patent attorneys, why don't you hire more engineers?"
"Don't tell me they're gonna let the audience [bleeping] stand out there!… Seriously! This is retarded!"
"Macworld Conference & Expo has once again claimed its rightful place as the dominant technology event on the West Coast…"
Sun vs. Microsoft: 4 Years Later
"The community wants one Java technology: one brand, one process and one great platform. We've accomplished that, and this agreement further protects the authenticity and value of Sun's Java technology…"
"This settlement is great news for the industry and Microsoft, as it means we can focus all our resources to help enable the next generation of software with Web services…"