Horoscope

You are only limited by your own imagination.

Boy, are you fucked.

Humor

"Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?"
"Well, I guess so"

"Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?"
"What kind of a girl do you think I am?"

"We've already established that, now we're setting price."

iWalk, iPad…

Or maybe it is just another iFake. I'm having very bad Newton memories.

On January 4, 1896 Utah became the 45th U.S. state.