Katrina Donations

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Katrina Donations The drive for donations to help with the Hurricane Katrina Relief effort is in full force. Let's not forget that pets need our help too. The Houston SPCA is currently providing shelters for pets of hurricane victims. The Humane Society Disaster Response Team is already beginning to rescue animals in New Orleans. Please consider making a donation, every little bit helps. — Thanks.

Learn Chinese

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Learn Chinese

Lenovo wants North Carolinian to learn Chinese. I say let them. It might just be the best education they'll ever get.

Movie Snobs

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Movie Snobs

Enough with snobbish movie reviewers. There's a reason we don't let our kids watch too much TV. It breeds morons. If you're getting payed to watch movies for a living, you're there.

Idiot Proof

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Idiot Proof

Why would anybody buy a fireproof safe that is not also waterproof? What comes after fire? Usually, water… Lots of it. Fire and water-proof safes are intended for busine$$ use. I've got a solution for you, buy a cheap fire-proof safe and a bunch of ziplock bags, or be sure to haul the safe out when your house catches on fire. Now, that's fire-proofing!

Comments Bully

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Comments Bully

If you're going to leave nasty comments on a blog, do yourself a favor and invest in a spell-checker. I know it's hard to restrain yourself from clicking the send button when you're foaming at the mouth… Never mind, scratch that. Regardless of how you spell it, you're still a jackass.

And please don't get me started on your grammer…

New Rules

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New Rules

I just finished reading Bill Maher's New Rules book. The book itself was so-so, hilarious at times, but quite uneven overall. I like the new rules format though, short and to the point. Reminds me of the way I used to blog a few years back… Death Sells Please don't notify me when my programming language of choice is dying. This way, I , and the millions who make a living off the dead tongue, can stop pretending we give a rat's ass. C# anyone?

The Pulse

Erik's Pulse has been published.