Horoscope

You are only limited by your own imagination.

Boy, are you fucked.

Humor

"Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?"
"Well, I guess so"

"Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?"
"What kind of a girl do you think I am?"

"We've already established that, now we're setting price."

iWalk, iPad…

Or maybe it is just another iFake. I'm having very bad Newton memories.

On January 4, 1896 Utah became the 45th U.S. state.

XP Blogging

This is my first blog entry posted from my new machine. Sweeeeeet!

I think I finally figured out one of the reasons why XP looks so clean. Makes me wonder if they were made on a Mac.

The Testosterone Plan

I'm going to give it a try. I read an article about it in Men's Health magazine. I really like the weight training routines they showed. The diet is a variation of 40-30-30 plan which has worked very well for me in the past.

AOL's Instant Remote Hole

So easy to hack, no wonder it's number 1.

Car Trouble

We're down to one vehicle. My van broke down on Christmas Day while driving back from Vicki' sister.

There's really nothing like being stranded on the side of the road at 1am. The car had to be towed to Autoworks of North Bend, which was recommended by my wife' sister.

The engine died. The "oil was pretty much cooked", or so I was told. At least they've been able to find a newer rebuilt engine. It will cost quite a bit more than I was originally ready to spend, but does come with a lifetime warranty.

The new engine should arrive today, so I'm no entirely sure as to when I'll actually get the van back. Hopefully soon.

On January, 3 1888 The drinking straw was patented by Marvin C. Stone.

Happy New Year! L'Shannah Tovah! Bonne Année!

My Procmail

There's a lot of talk about procmail in the Mac OS X community as of late. It kinda makes me chuckle when I read about people just discovering it. I have literally been using procmail for years.

I've never been a big fan off filtering mail on the client side, and since I have a tendency to access my mail from various machines, POP3 never really worked for me. When I first looked at IMAP I was quickly discouraged by how slow it often was when accessing mail servers across the net.

As most people do, I have multiple mail accounts, often located on remote servers. I use fetchmail, on my own mail server, to retrieve mail from my various remote pop accounts. Once new mail is retrieved, procmail handles all filtering. In other words, I've created a dedicated last mile mail system.

Since I never directly access any outside IMAP mail servers, receiving and sending mail is always blazing fast. I also never have to wait for my mail client to perform filtering; my mail always comes pre-sorted.

Procmail is great for filtering spam, which is one of the reason why it is getting a lot of attention. My personal favorite spam filter is:

* !^TO_.*[Er][Rr][Ii][KkCc]\@[Tt][Hh][Aa][Uu][Vv][Ii][Nn]\.[Nn][Ee][Tt]
Mail/Junk

It ensures that mail not directly addressed to me is placed in my junk folder. Simple, but quite effective. I'd say it catches about 70% of all unwanted mail I receive.

Another favorite of mine, is a filter which flags certain messages. For example the ones sent by my wife:

:0 fhw
* ^From.*vicki\@thauvin\.net
| formail -i "X-Status: F"

Updates

BBEdit 6.5.1 implements support for JSP syntax highlighting. Finally!!!

I've also just installed Mac OS X 10.1.2 and IE 5.1.

Hello, Miss?

Vicki told me yesterday that I sometimes sound like a woman when I answer the phone. It made me feel like a kid again.

On December 21, 1803 The United States purchased the Louisiana Territories from France for $15 million.