My periphrastic tweets for March 11, 2014

My slipshod tweets for January 17, 2014

My discursive tweets for October 26, 2013

My haphazard tweets for April 5, 2013

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by…

My random tweets for March 7, 2011

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting…