My spasmodic tweets for May 25, 2013

My digressive tweets for February 20, 2013

My pompous tweets for January 25, 2013

When the White House (Secret Service Code: "Olympus") is captured by a terrorist mastermind and the President is kidnapped…

Brief reviews of every movie I saw in theaters in 2012.

My scattered tweets for September 20, 2012

15 years after their traumatic gingerbread-house incident, siblings Hansel & Gretel have become a formidable team of bounty hunters who track and kill witches.