When the White House (Secret Service Code: "Olympus") is captured by a terrorist mastermind and the President is kidnapped…

Brief reviews of every movie I saw in theaters in 2012.

My scattered tweets for September 20, 2012

15 years after their traumatic gingerbread-house incident, siblings Hansel & Gretel have become a formidable team of bounty hunters who track and kill witches.

My nonchalant tweets for August 8, 2012

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'

High expectations… Please don't disappoint.