Too much fun at our annual…

An archeologist noticed that the texture of the relics discovered during the excavation of a glacier closely resembled a jade pendant seen in one of his dreams…

I tooted once yesterday…

I tooted six times yesterday…

Today, I laugh in the face of danger.

I tooted fourteen times yesterday…

A group of radical activists take over an energy company's annual gala, seizing 300 hostages in order to expose…