My flatulent tweets for May 8, 2014

When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that would take millions of lives and consume humanity's resour…

Set in contemporary New York City, a seemingly ordinary teenager, Clary Fray (Lily Collins), discovers she is the descendant of a line of Shadowhunters…

John McClane and his son take on local forces in Russia.

An all-out action film starring Djimon Hounsou, Diane Kruger and Denis Menochet about a French special forces team in Afghanistan who is sent on a rescue…

There's the plot, then there's the trailer. Thankfully the two will reconcile at some point.

My gallivant tweets for December 23, 2011