My scattered tweets for October 27, 2011

Brunch with Kim & Vicki. First time here.

Funny how each time I rent from Enterprise they seem to be out of the class I reserved. I guess you can't complain about a free upgrade.

My nonchalant tweets for September 13, 2011

My periphrastic tweets for September 10, 2011

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes — $50.00 A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and t…

I believe that's the first time I've seen a Smart Car in our parking lot. Cool…