My scattered tweets for February 25, 2010

My haughty tweets for February 18, 2010

My slipshod tweets for February 15, 2010

My flatulent tweets for February 14, 2010

My haphazard tweets for February 13, 2010

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting…

My random tweets for February 9, 2010