If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale…

My pompous tweets for August 12, 2009

My flatulent tweets for July 30, 2009

My prolix tweets for July 5, 2009

At the post office… They had no problems asking us for ID.

My disjointed tweets for November 5, 2008

You may recall my recent trials and tribulations with Nuance and their PDF Converter software. A prime example of customer service at its worse. Today, with…