My excursive tweets for May 31, 2012

Have a safe trip back home, Mom.

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by…

In an efficient and safe effort to save us from the ill-effects of plastic waste, Akinori Ito has developed a machine which converts plastic back into oil.

My flatulent tweets for February 6, 2012

My pompous tweets for January 31, 2012

"Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home—but not for housing. The…