My incoherent tweets for January 1, 2012

Only 355 days left before we can safely throw out all of those damn Mayan Calendars…

My discursive tweets for December 21, 2011

My unkempt tweets for November 4, 2011

Ma grand-mère vient juste de mourir paisiblement dans son sommeil. Elle avait 98 ans. My grandmother just died peacefully in her sleep. She was 98 years old.

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than hi…

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