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Idiot Proof

Why would anybody buy a fireproof safe that is not also waterproof? What comes after fire? Usually, water… Lots of it. Fire and water-proof safes are intended for busine$$ use. I've got a solution for you, buy a cheap fire-proof safe and a bunch of ziplock bags, or be sure to haul the safe out when your house catches on fire. Now, that's fire-proofing!