[@386] Learn Chinese Lenovo wants North Carolinian to learn Chinese. I say let them. It might just be the best education they'll ever get.

[@377] Movie Snobs Enough with snobbish movie reviewers. There's a reason we don't let our kids watch too much TV. It breeds morons. If you're getting payed…

[@953] Idiot Proof Why would anybody buy a fireproof safe that is not also waterproof? What comes after fire? Usually, water… Lots of it. Fire and water-pr…

[@708] Comments Bully If you're going to leave nasty comments on a blog, do yourself a favor and invest in a spell-checker. I know it's hard to restrain your…

[@084] New Rules I just finished reading Bill Maher's New Rules book. The book itself was so-so, hilarious at times, but quite uneven overall. I like the new…