Twits du Jour (Apr 15)
- Erik's Tumbles - Cowboys & Aliens thauv.in/gf3ZZe #
- At a neighbor's BBQ… (@ Cedar West) 4sq.com/hEUEy9 #
- Guess Which 10 Companies Aren’t Paying Their Share t.co/6WS28iW #
- Just read about the feds coming down on PokerStars, Full Tilt #Poker and Absolute Poker. Amazing… thauv.in/hLyBJI #
- I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/5bgRszdUdhQ?a The Shaving Helmet #
- Understand where your federal tax dollars are being spent with the White House tax receipt tool: wh.gov/tax-receipt #
- I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/G4Z8Nomys60?a Jim Florentine - Terrorizing Telemarketers - Sweetcheeks #
- Erik's Tumbles - 50 Facts About Bill Murray thauv.in/fNBkPo #
- Erik's Tumbles - Seems legit? thauv.in/hrpfQx #
- Erik's Tumbles - Zamzar - Free online file conversion thauv.in/ezuVMy #
- Erik's Tumbles - Ge.tt - File sharing made easy thauv.in/dIh6TX #
Twits du Jour (Apr 14)
- Must be Thursday night… (@ Applebee's) 4sq.com/ichzsd #
- Erik's Tumbles - The warm beer chart thauv.in/dSoFtc #
- I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/KzdgkF_cMmU?a How TV Ruined Your Life s01e05 - Progress #
Twits du Jour (Apr 13)
- I think you're going to like playing this: t.co/m3AGJx2 #
- I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/WK2LpUoqX6A?a 333 Nina Salerosa #
- Got old pretty fast. Too much of Brand, not enough of the supporting cast. bit.ly/fuV3Wf @GetGlue #Arthur #
- Just finished our federal tax return… I used TurboTax online, again; don't really like it, but it gets the job done. #
- Don’t let Congress sell out your right to free speech online. Take action @freepress: freepr.es/g3PVb4 #NetNeutrality #
The difference between "Stop" & "Slow Down"
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London lawyer, from London, and is certain that he has a better education than any paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda’s expense!!
Garda says,” License and registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What for?”
Garda replies, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.”
Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Garda says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Garda says, “The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, now please!”
Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between “slow down” and “stop”, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”
Garda says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”
The lawyer gets out.
All of a sudden, the Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the shite out of the lawyer with it and says, “Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?”
Twits du Jour (Apr 12)
- @AskAmex Rachel, please follow me back so I can DM you. #
- @AskAmex I keep on receiving email notifications for someone else's account. There's no ways to contact anybody about it. Very annoying. #
- I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/d5mK7dzyUkM?a Sariah Gallego Joins the Dark Side (Star Wars) #
- Erik's Tumbles - Why Student Loans Suck… thauv.in/dFp9RA #