A Fairy Tale
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I met a magic fairy today who offered to grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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