Movies (2011)

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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Who knows about this?
Just me, the police, the killer, and now you.

Never read the book. Slow and quite predictable.


Immortals 3D (RPX)

Fight for honor. Fight for your children. Fight for your future. Fight for immortality!

300 it was not, but fun it was.


Tower Heist

First thing you gotta do, you gotta find the entry point. You gotta use your fingers, and you find the entry point.

A lot funnier than expected. I had a good time.


Killer Elite

I gotta cover my expenses.

Statham, Owen and De Niro. Need I say more?


Columbiana

Never forget where you came from.

Well paced blend of action, sex and violence. La Femme Nikita meets Léon, B-movie style.


Cowboys & Aliens

The only one who knows what to say is in the ground. Isn't it enough that we took the time to put him there?

A real throwback to the 70s Westerns. Simple story. Simple characters. Funny. Great special effects.


Captain America 3D

If you have anything to say, now would be a perfect time to keep it to yourself.

Really liked it. A little less campy than Thor, but extremely well put together.


Transformers: Dark of the Moon 3D

You messed with the wrong Wang!

Just one notch below the first installment. A little long and slow at times. Stellar CGI with a lot of 3D stunning slowmo.


Green Lantern 3D

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, beware my power, Green Lantern’s light.

I don't get all of the panning by most critics. It wasn't bad at all. The trailers definitely didn't do it justice. Great CGI.


X-Men: First Class (DLP)

Peace was never an option.

Good prequel. Ties everything together, leaves room for more. A little less chatter would have been nice.


Priest 3D

Whatever you hear, don't scream.

Could definitely have used a couple more action scenes. Reminded me of Judge Dredd in many ways.


Thor 3D

You know, for a crazy homeless person… he's pretty cut.

A lot funnier than I thought it would be, and some very good action scenes.


Fast Five 3D (RPX)

Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?

I expected a dud, but was pleasantly surprised.


Hanna

I just missed your heart.

The girls loved it, me, not so much. I thought it was a little too predictable.


Arthur

Who wouldn't want to marry a sexy clown?

Got old pretty fast. Too much of Brand, not enough of the supporting cast.


Unknown

I haven't forgotten everything; I still remember how to kill you, asshole.

Good Frantic-like thriller. I would have liked a few more action scenes though.