My slapdash tweets for April 23, 2010

My gallivant tweets for April 18, 2010

My disjointed tweets for April 14, 2010

A Drug Enforcement Administration officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I'm here to inspect your ranch for…

My aimless tweets for March 26, 2010

Right before they made her take her shoes off. Apparently some flight crew members (all males) don't have to take theirs off.

Brief reviews of every movie I saw in theaters in 2009.