Humour

I Have A Question...

<1 min read

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale…

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Humour

Negative People

1 min read

Here is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothin…

Sure enough, five minutes…
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Humour

Therapy

2 min read

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you d…

He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'…
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Humour

Old Funny IRS Audit

1 min read

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor…

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand…
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Java

Erik's Pulse: 2007-04-17

3 min read

Erik's weekly column published in the Javalobby Newsletter.

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Development

DZone Jobs

1 min read

Rick and the gang just launched DZone Jobs. Here's a snippet of the announcement: Recently I read that almost 60% of IT workers are looking for new jobs, and…

Recently I read that almost 60% of IT workers are looking for new jobs, and that four out of five of…
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Java

Erik's Pulse: 2007-01-02

13 min read

Erik's weekly column published in the Javalobby Newsletter.

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