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Accident Prone Bill
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Bill and Tom work at the local sawmill. Bill is very accident prone. One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Tom quickly…
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Bill is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead."…
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Pilot Humor
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New FAA motto: We're not happy, till you're not happy. The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly. A copilot is a knothead until he spots…
"Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries."…
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The Ant and the Grasshopper
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This one is a little different. Two Different Versions! Two Different Morals! Old Version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building…
The grasshopper is found dead in…
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Twits du Jour (Jul 8)
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Twits du Jour (Jul 7)
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My rambling tweets for July 7, 2009
RT @LighterFootstep: No, corn-based ethanol isn't quite dead yet…
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The Love Story of Ralph and Edna
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a m…
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."…
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