Humour

To Be an American...

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Oldie but goodie… A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too…

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named…
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Twitter

Twits du Jour (Jan 16)

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My meandering tweets for January 16, 2010

I'm flabergasted… The good guy won and got the girl in…
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Humour

Do you want to be a Mermaid or a Whale?

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Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: This Summer Do You Want to Be a Me…

Mermaids don’t exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don’t have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them not to mention how could they have sex? Therefore they don’t have kids either. Not to mention who wants to get close to a girl who…
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Twitter

Twits du Jour (Jul 10)

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My incoherent tweets for July 10, 2009

Erik's Tumbles - Debunked: Obama Checking Out Girl’s…
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Twitter

Twits du Jour

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My incoherent tweets for January 28, 2009

@jimh Don't know about that, Jim. I think I might like me a girl that…
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Twitter

Twits Du Jour

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My periphrastic tweets for September 29, 2008

Erik's Weblog: The Ralph Nader & Obama Girl Show…
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Humour

The Ralph Nader & Obama Girl Show

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You gotta love Ralph's ability to poke fun at himself. Quite refreshing.

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