A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'

Best Time to Buy Airline Tickets and Everything Else!

Are you always having to fiddle around with the gold connectors on your rechargeable mouse, remotes, etc.? I do.

I'm definitely afraid of heights.

My flatulent tweets for February 6, 2012

My improvident tweets for January 9, 2012

My slipshod tweets for January 7, 2012