My periphrastic tweets for April 16, 2012

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by…

In an efficient and safe effort to save us from the ill-effects of plastic waste, Akinori Ito has developed a machine which converts plastic back into oil.

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw…

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'

My heedless tweets for February 1, 2012

The boys are back…