My gadding tweets for November 15, 2012

My incoherent tweets for August 25, 2012

My slapdash tweets for January 15, 2012

Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Tommy! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you ver…

My haughty tweets for December 21, 2010

My haphazard tweets for August 11, 2010

My disjointed tweets for January 29, 2010