My scattered tweets for November 13, 2009

My pompous tweets for November 3, 2009

My heedless tweets for October 14, 2009

My flatulent tweets for September 5, 2009

My digressive tweets for August 29, 2009

My flatulent tweets for August 14, 2009

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow… But she can't touch it 'til she's 14. How do you know when you're staying in a Redne…