Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a m…

My muss up tweets for June 13, 2009

My desultory tweets for May 30, 2009

My jumbled tweets for May 21, 2009

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you d…

My periphrastic tweets for December 25, 2008

My digressive tweets for December 19, 2008