Twits du Jour

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  • Seen earlier. Two guys order dinner, one goes to the bathroom. Food arrives, waitress asks which dish goes where. Answer: I don't know. #
  • Got done with the Board Meeting about half hour ago, we kept it really short for a change. #
  • Have a Wi-Fi router? FCC can search your home without a warrant. #
  • My local McDonald's doesn't take plastic between 2 & 3am. They didn't tell me. Free food! #
  • Erik's Tumbles - Where did the money go? The Federal Reserve has no idea. #