Goddammit!

I met a magic fairy today who offered to grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like t…

I get this all the time…

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but…

Right on the money.

Apple' strategy towards developers as always been the same; we provide the hammers, you build the house, but you only get to rent the house, we own it.