Twits du Jour

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  • My order of Viagra just shipped. Oh, wait… that's just spam. #
  • I'm not looking forward to do our taxes over the weekend. But I guess I've put it off for long enough. #
  • Erik's Tumbles - Don’t Touch My Car twurl.nl/5hltsd #
  • Erik's Tumbles - 2 martinis to go, please. twurl.nl/zquabk #
  • My mom is on the phone w/ Dell Support in France, I'm watching on her Skype webcam. She just shook her printer and printer cartridges. #