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Movie Snobs

Enough with snobbish movie reviewers. There's a reason we don't let our kids watch too much TV. It breeds morons. If you're getting payed to watch movies for a living, you're there.

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Idiot Proof

Why would anybody buy a fireproof safe that is not also waterproof? What comes after fire? Usually, water… Lots of it. Fire and water-proof safes are intended for busine$$ use. I've got a solution for you, buy a cheap fire-proof safe and a bunch of ziplock bags, or be sure to haul the safe out when your house catches on fire. Now, that's fire-proofing!

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Comments Bully

If you're going to leave nasty comments on a blog, do yourself a favor and invest in a spell-checker. I know it's hard to restrain yourself from clicking the send button when you're foaming at the mouth… Never mind, scratch that. Regardless of how you spell it, you're still a jackass.

And please don't get me started on your grammer…

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New Rules

I just finished reading Bill Maher's New Rules book. The book itself was so-so, hilarious at times, but quite uneven overall. I like the new rules format though, short and to the point. Reminds me of the way I used to blog a few years back… Death Sells Please don't notify me when my programming language of choice is dying. This way, I , and the millions who make a living off the dead tongue, can stop pretending we give a rat's ass. C# anyone?

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Erik's Pulse has been published.

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HOPEN

Would you believe that our IKEA bed broke again? Maybe I should email Ingvar and ask him if HOPEN stands for crap in Swedish. We had to select a different model with a stronger frame. It should be delivered and installed early in the week. HDTVs

We haven't actually reconnected our digital cable service yet, but we've decided to have a Maxent 32" HD-Ready LCD TV installed on the wall in our bedroom. We are also replacing our living-room set with an Optoma 50'' DLP HD-Ready Projection TV.

I just ordered everything from Costco. Since the brilliant architect of our condo deliberately placed the phone jacks on the opposite side of the cable outlets, I'm going to have to play with a set of Phonex wireless jack extensions. I hear they somewhat works with TiVo.

Mighty Mouse

Russ has a hands-on review of Apple's new Mighty Mouse. Looks very cool.

The Pulse

Erik's Pulse has been published.

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Pimping the Daddy… I was just quoted in a press release regarding GoDaddy's Online Group Calendar.
The Pulse Erik's Pulse has been published.