August's Mobile Detail working on our Prius earlier today.

Finally, a motorcar that defines indulgence. 550 horsepower… standard. Racing-tuned suspension… standard. Xenon headlamps with Infrared night vision… standard. Metallic paint with nanotech-enhanced camouflage, access to military satellite… imaging… self-regenerating and damage… FBI network… high-speed internet… solar-powered hybrid engine… artificial intelligence… voice-activated GPS… standard. Driver? Optional. But really… enough about me.

Christmas Day in North Bend