Red One

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When a villain kidnaps Santa Claus from the North Pole, an E.L.F. (Extremely Large and Formidable) operative joins forces with the world's most accomplished tracker to find him and save Christmas.

The Girl in the Pool

2 min read

A man's struggle to get through a surprise party after he finds his mistress dead in his pool.

Contrast

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Port accessed. Drinking contrast. CT next...

Toots du Jour (Jun 20)

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Tubs Gourmet Subs

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Best subs in town by a mile.