Star Jones appeared on the Today show and apologized for her wedding antics a few years ago…

I don't think I took the viewers on the right journey with me, and I want to apologize for that," she said. "I was a 40-year-old who, according to urban legend, had a better chance of being kidnapped by a terrorist than getting married. And I was caught in the euphoria. And I think I used, and some would say abused, my celebrity in planning the wedding.

To this Kevin responded:

Terrorists: Next time try harder!

I'm still laughing my ass off.