My unkempt tweets for April 14, 2011

My rambling tweets for April 9, 2011

My flatulent tweets for April 29, 2010

My tousled tweets for July 31, 2009

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste...

My prolix tweets for March 12, 2009

A friend just forwarded the following. A bit thick, but still some food for thought... and a laugh or two... Sometime this year, it's possible that taxpayers...