I woke up and they said we won… They never said what we lost.

Directed by Luc Besson. In theaters June 21.

My pompous tweets for May 18, 2019

Secret Service Agent Mike Banning is framed for the attempted assassination of the President…

We did 8 stores on the tour and one extra.

Just got the results of today's CT scan… Apparently, I'm quite unremarkable, and that's a good thing!

My haphazard tweets for April 26, 2019