Can't eat pork, Swine flu… Can't eat chicken, Bird flu. Can't eat Beef, Mad cow…. Can't eat eggs, Salmonella… Can't eat fish, heavy metal poisons in th…

My desultory tweets for May 12, 2009

My spasmodic tweets for May 11, 2009

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it… don't waste…

My aimless tweets for May 10, 2009