My jumbled tweets for September 11, 2013

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph…

My circuitous tweets for June 21, 2013

My flatulent tweets for June 20, 2013

My haphazard tweets for June 6, 2013

In RED 2, the high-octane action-comedy sequel to the worldwide sleeper hit, retired black-ops CIA agent Frank Moses reunites his unlikely team of elite oper…

My cavalier tweets for April 26, 2013