My improvident tweets for January 10, 2009

My haughty tweets for January 9, 2009

My flatulent tweets for January 7, 2009

My meandering tweets for January 6, 2009

My periphrastic tweets for January 5, 2009

At the end of the tax year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I…

My jumbled tweets for December 31, 2008