A Drug Enforcement Administration officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I'm here to inspect your ranch for…

Oldie but goodie… A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too…

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then -- just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I w…

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale…

New FAA motto: We're not happy, till you're not happy. The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly. A copilot is a knothead until he spots…

Did you know that the word "racecar" spelled backward still spells "racecar"? Did you know that "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and mo…

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting…