My slipshod tweets for March 12, 2014

My flatulent tweets for January 30, 2013

My incoherent tweets for December 4, 2012

My tousled tweets for July 30, 2012

My haphazard tweets for June 29, 2009

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one…