New FAA motto: We're not happy, till you're not happy. The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly. A copilot is a knothead until he spots…

My straggly tweets for March 4, 2010

Did you know that the word "racecar" spelled backward still spells "racecar"? Did you know that "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and mo…

My haphazard tweets for February 28, 2010

My scattered tweets for February 25, 2010

My random tweets for February 12, 2010

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting…