My periphrastic tweets for March 29, 2010

Oldie but goodie… A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too…

My slapdash tweets for March 19, 2010

My gallivant tweets for March 18, 2010

My digressive tweets for March 17, 2010

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then -- just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I w…

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale…