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Twitter

Twits du Jour (Feb 20)

15 years ago

<1 min read

My rambling tweets for February 20, 2011

"I haven't forgotten everything; I still remember how to kill you,…

Humour

Pilot Humor

16 years ago

2 min read

New FAA motto: We're not happy, till you're not happy. The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly. A copilot is a knothead until he spots…

"Never trade luck for skill."…

Humour

Do you want to be a Mermaid or a Whale?

16 years ago

1 min read

Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: This Summer Do You Want to Be a Me…

Mermaids don’t exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don’t have a sex life because they kill men…

Humour

Therapy

17 years ago

2 min read

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you d…

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , and that I was on my way over there to kill my…

Twitter

Twits Du Jour

17 years ago

<1 min read

My tousled tweets for October 3, 2008

If I hear "Main Street" one more time, I'm going to kill someone.…

Movies

Righteous Kill

18 years ago

2 min read

After 30 years as partners in the pressure cooker environment of the NYPD, highly decorated Detectives should be ready for retirement, but aren't.

Java

Erik's Pulse: 2006-01-03

20 years ago

14 min read

Erik's weekly column published in the Javalobby Newsletter.