My rambling tweets for January 2, 2011

My wandering tweets for October 26, 2010

My gadding tweets for June 10, 2010

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale…

Here is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothin…

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you d…

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor…