Twitter

Twits du Jour

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My slipshod tweets for June 12, 2009

Username set… I was so afraid someone was…
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Twits du Jour

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My circuitous tweets for June 11, 2009

Just re-installed DenyHosts on my server, one of…
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Twits du Jour

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My jumbled tweets for May 21, 2009

Seen earlier. Two guys order dinner, one goes…
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Humour

The Vanilla Pudding Robbery

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This is just too funny not to share… Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank sho…

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or…
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Humour

Therapy

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you d…

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Humour

My Favorite Doctor

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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it… don't waste…

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to…
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Twits du Jour

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My aimless tweets for May 10, 2009

Erik's Tumbles - MiGLayout: The one #Java…
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