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My spasmodic tweets for March 23, 2010

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then -- just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I w…

My desultory tweets for March 15, 2010

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale…

New FAA motto: We're not happy, till you're not happy. The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly. A copilot is a knothead until he spots…