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The Power of a Badge
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A Drug Enforcement Administration officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I'm here to inspect your ranch for…
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Twits du Jour (Mar 27)
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My rambling tweets for March 27, 2010
Sitting on the couch, playing with the Nexus One. What a time killer.…
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Twits du Jour (Mar 26)
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My aimless tweets for March 26, 2010
Tumblr is really flaky lately. The facebook integration works when it has time;…
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Thinking....
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It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then -- just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I w…
I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.…
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I Have A Question...
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale…
As income tax time approaches,…
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Twits du Jour (Mar 7)
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My flatulent tweets for March 7, 2010
Just upgraded to MySQL 5 from 4.1.x (about time),…
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Pilot Humor
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New FAA motto: We're not happy, till you're not happy. The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly. A copilot is a knothead until he spots…
"The only time you…
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