My periphrastic tweets for September 10, 2011

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes — $50.00 A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and t…

I believe that's the first time I've seen a Smart Car in our parking lot. Cool…

I get this all the time…

My discursive tweets for July 23, 2011

Our first time here…

I wanted to share my experience with purchasing a Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 from Staples using a coupon for $100-off on tablets. I received the in-store only c…